In de keuken, bij pannenkoekenbeslag en kokende eieren
"Are you not afraid people will steal your things?""If they do, it's their karma."
"..."
"Do you know karma? It's a buddhist thing."
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"You're not buddhist, are you?"
"No, but I still like the concept."
"Are you christian?"
"Nah, not really."
"You don't believe in God?"
"Sometimes."
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"Have you heard of muslims?"
"Euh, yeah?"
"I believe there are muslims in Netherlands, too?"
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"It is good for your spirituality. You know. You need to feed your stomach, and you need to feed your heart. You understand?"
"But I am already happy. What more can it do for me?"
"Yes, now, you are young. But you know, in the afterlife.."
"Yeah, that's what you think."
--
"So you don't feel you miss something?"
"Nope."
"I can just advise you to read a little bit about Islam. I am sure there are translations in Dutch.."
"Oh yeah, I'm sure of that too!"
"..."
"I'm sorry, I'm not so easily converted."
--
"I can still hold open the door for you. Enjoy your meal."

"Have you heard of Muslims?"
BeantwoordenVerwijderenNederland(ers) is/zijn echt achterlijk in de rest van de wereld, of niet?
Maar desondanks wel een leuk gesprek :)
Ik vond de vraag of er ook moslims in Nederland zijn nog wel het grappigste.
BeantwoordenVerwijderenAch wat ik zal zeggen: Insallah!!
BeantwoordenVerwijderenNet mijn Egyptische vriend uitgelegd wie Stephen Hawking is, en dat je pizza's niet in de magnetron kan bakken.
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